ANIMATIONS: Why not help yourself to any of the animations or cartoons on this site? Just right-click on the item you want --- choose "save as" --- and then save it to a file you've created (eg. "Christmas Cartoons"). You can then attach them to e-mails and send them around.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked
the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no crime," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," answered the prisoner.
Even reindeer can screw up!
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