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Merry 2014 Christmas to you all!   And a special welcome to this holiday website to the great

Atlantic City High School Class of 1958!







Little Bobby got a brand new blue bike for Christmas and was riding around the small town area when a police officer on a horse road up to him. "Hello there, young man, did you get that bike from Santa Claus?" Bobby was very proud of his bike and replied with a smile "Why yes I did" The officer was not a very jolly man and said, "My son, you do not have any reflector lights on that pretty bike of yours, I am going to have to write you a citation. Next time you might want to tell Santa that if he gives you a new bike ever again, he might want to put reflector lights on it!" Little Bobby was quite upset and started to walk away.

But then he turned around and asked, "Hey officer, did Santa give you that horse for Christmas?" The officer thought that this was humorous, so he thought he'd play along, "Why yes he did". Bobby then said to him, "Well next time why don't you tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom rather than on top of the horse!"









 



 



A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S." The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any, because I can smell it on your finger!"



 



 



 



 



 



 



 















 

 

 




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