Little Bobby got a brand new blue bike for Christmas and was riding around
the small town area when a police officer on a horse road up to
him. "Hello there, young man, did you get that bike from Santa
Claus?" Bobby was very proud of his bike and replied with a
smile "Why yes I did" The officer was not a very jolly man and
said, "My son, you do not have any reflector lights on that pretty
bike of yours, I am going to have to write you a citation. Next time
you might want to tell Santa that if he gives you a new bike ever
again, he might want to put reflector lights on it!" Little Bobby was
quite upset and started to walk away.
But then he turned around and asked,
"Hey officer, did Santa give you that
horse for Christmas?" The officer thought that this was humorous, so
he thought he'd play along, "Why yes he did". Bobby then said to
him, "Well next time why don't you tell Santa to put the dick on the
bottom rather than on top of the horse!"
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says,
"I bet I know what you want for Christmas,"
and with his finger he taps the boys nose
with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S."
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter,
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y,
and don't tell me you don't have any, because I can smell it on your