Some time ago I created several humor websites called "Easy Ed's Fun Factories". Since our Class of '58 contained many very funny people, I suggest you might enjoy these sites. I also wrote about 40 short stories in the last couple years and you can find most of them in "Easy Ed's Tall Tales":
Check out some of these websites & have a few laughs!
A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how
he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an
eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know
guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in
some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the
squeezes the handle, and *BAM* the beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must
shot that beaver!"
"Exactly," said the doctor.
Check out these sounds, guys & gals! (afterward click the Back button to return here)
FOR A PASSING TRAIN (in stereo!)
FOR "77 SUNSET STRIP"
To hear DONALD DUCK HAVING SEX
FOR A TRIP BACK TO ACHS
IF YOU EVER HAD PROBLEMS WITH YOUR COMPUTER
FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in
the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and
said to the old lady,
"I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you
right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man
continued, "For $10, I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over
there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,
and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds
"So, you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "I want four times in the rocking chair."
How many of these things do you remember?
|Dixie Cups with pictures of Movie Stars on the inside of the lid
||A 10-cent bag of popcorn that came out of a yellow & red machine
||Radio Shows: "The Lone Ranger", "The Shadow" & "Jack Benny"|
|Little Walt Disney comic books inside boxes of Cheerios||Fake wax mustaches & red lips that you could chew on
||Milk being left on your doorstep by the Milkman
||The Breadman coming to your front door
||At the Movies: For 20 cents you saw the news, a cartoon, a serial with a cliff-hanging ending & the featured movie
||Playing "Spin the Bottle" and "Up & Down the River"
| Next: OLD ATLANTIC CITY PICTURES & BEST "MAKE-OUT" SPOTS
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