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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish......anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." He thinks and thinks, and finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

A reporter when up into the hills of West Virginia to research an article about the area. He met an old man in a small town and asked him about memorable events in his life. "Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost. So my neighbors and me got some moonshine and went looking for it. We finally found the sheep. Then we drank the moonshine and wound up screwing the sheep. It was a lot of fun!" The reporter knew he couldn't write an article about that, so he asked the old man to tell him another story.

"Well, one time my neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the village men got some moonshine and went out looking for her. We finally found her. Then we drank the moonshine and screwed her. Now that was a lot of fun!"

The frustrated reporter told the old man that he couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if he had any sad memories he could talk about. The old man paused, then said, "Well, one time I got lost...... "

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious to consummate the marriage because they were both virgins. They had saved themselves for the right partner and for marriage. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject, so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "making love" or "having sex." This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. The first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They both had many years of pent up sexual frustration to expend so they "did the laundry" no less than five times that first night and finally fell asleep together completely exhausted. In the middle of the night, the new husband woke up and he was ready to do the laundry again.

He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired and all of this new activity had taken its toll on her body. She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet-maybe in the morning. A few hours later, the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. Her new husband had saved himself for her for many years and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you...we can do the laundry again if you want" and he replied, "That's okay...it was a small load so I did it by hand."

Four married guys were golfing. One the sixth hole the following conversation took place. First guy; you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I would paint every room in the house next weekend. Second guy; That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool. Third guy; man you guys have it easy. I told my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.

As they continued to play the hole they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him: you haven't said anything about what you had to do to go golfing this weekend. What's the deal? Fourth guy "I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m. When it went off I gave my wife a nudge and said, "Golf or blowjob?" And she said, 'Don't forget to wear a sweater'".






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